Nature Satirists Prints

'I'm an atheist!'

Born Cynical,,,,

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Cool comb over dude!

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

I told you we were late!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."