Nature Humorists Prints

Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

There be dead grass yonder!

Penikan.

'Your echo is important to us. Please stand by. Your echo will be returned in the order in which it was received.'

'Alright alright, I was joking: I won't deliver you to a couple of mongooses...'

'Talking to you is futile. I'm beginning to regret I ever escaped from the primate speech institute.'

'My name is Forest,,,Forest Dump, Haha'

'It's fun to scare them when they're wearing snow shoes: They run funny!'

Garden Centre - Weapons of Moss Destruction.

'I overheard the one on the phone tell the other one he's waiting for a tweet.'

'When I was young, we didn't have sissy fish ladders!'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

". . . And would you like flies with that?"

"I put mud in the Dung Beetles lunch, you should have seen their faeces."

Volunteer

"Stop worrying, it's not an animal burrow..."

"Big deal, Herb. So you have the power to fly, get over yourself!"

Summertime in Minnesota

"That pesty polar bear is ice fishing again."

The rare Arctic tortoise...

Buck Naked

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

Hibernation channel

Ice Dung

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

"Liberals!"

"My mom's vomit. How 'bout you?"

"We're sure-footed, but that's just showing off!"

I'm sorry, I seem to have 48 left feet.

Pollen Bank. Take this cup into the donor room and wipe your feet into it.

Darn it, I know better than to have a cup of coffee after October.