Nature Comedian Prints

Sign in woods reads: No Dumping.

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I'd give it five minutes.'

Other things trees do in the forest when nobody's there to hear:

Call of the Wild Only

"Poor soul, he's homeless"

Rake's progress.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

Camel and Snake resemblance.

Birth of a shy/paranoid bird.

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"This is your captain speaking, now that we have reached cruising altitude, the in-flight entertainment will commence shortly...who knows a good joke?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Flashing hedgehog.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'I think he's a little too cocky.'

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

A Cattle Snake

'Ere Joe, look, we have a newbie in our field!

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"Beware! Stressed or not she will snap at you!"

Seasoned firewood

"I've got a splitting headache."

"Yeah, I'm already 24 hours old, way past my physical peak: I need to find a mate quick..."

"So, what do you do for a crust?"

"I've told you not to pick a fight with the elephant!"

Pull My Finger

A perverted frog exposes his fly.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."

"One Mbps? Wow, that's twice as fast as my high speed internet!"

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"