Eco-conscious Satirists Gifts

Carbon Trading.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

'I'm an atheist!'

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Another hot flash?

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Born Cynical,,,,

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'