Pollution Humorist Gifts

Vehicles driving into a hole.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Hoodie Hang-out

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

New uses for excess coal

"Rising sea levels."