Pollution Humorist Prints

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Hoodie Hang-out

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Another hot flash?

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."