Environmentalists With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

This Bus Runs on Punditry

The Devil's Workshop

"Can you explain the warm patch on the couch?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Selfie Stick

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"Rising sea levels."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

Cactus Huggers

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Food Chain Gang