Environmentalist With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Winter Weather.

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

I club baby seals.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

'Fools! They are destroying the world! I wanted to do that!'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

Food Chain Gang

If the Moses story happened today...

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

Only you can prevent forest fires.

Ha, they're really mad about Global warming! Let's try it with 'Dog poop takes away face wrinkles'!

"Well, the crazy bastards went ahead and did it... they wrapped it in bacon."

'Don't worry, it's organic.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

Seaside Joke Shop - Untreated Sewage Blobs

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Mother Earth

Trump to Build Wall

SUV fillup.

"Can you believe my kids are saying I'm not doing anything to prepare for climate change."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

This is where Brent council sends you

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'