Environmentalist With A Comedic Twist Gifts

Grand Canyon...Not-so-grand canyon landfill.

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

Have food. Need toilet paper

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"Rising sea levels."

Tree funeral.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'