Humor Enthusiasts With An Environmental Twist Gifts

'We'll have to drive as we give off too much CO2 when we try to walk.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Recycling bottle bank.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Cactus Huggers

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

An snail shell with a chimney

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'