Humor Enthusiasts With An Environmental Twist Pillows

'We'll have to drive as we give off too much CO2 when we try to walk.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Cactus Huggers

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

An snail shell with a chimney

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'