Humor-loving Environmentalist Pillows

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'