Laughing Environmentalist Pillows

"This material is 80% recycled."

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"Rising sea levels."

Tree funeral.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"No, I don't recycle."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

Cactus Huggers

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Now do you believe in global warming?!