Laughing Environmentalist T-Shirts

"This material is 80% recycled."

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

Trump to Build Wall

"This is a terrible table!"

Tree funeral.

"Rising sea levels."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"No, I don't recycle."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

An snail shell with a chimney

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Now do you believe in global warming?!