Ironic Environmentalist T-Shirts

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Recycling bottle bank.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

This is where Brent council sends you

Trump to Build Wall

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

New uses for excess coal

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Tree funeral.

Cactus Huggers

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Food Chain Gang

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Global Warming.

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'