Environmental Irony Enthusiast T-Shirts

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'I don't like roughing it...'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Food guide.

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Nature and Man

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

EU GreenWashing

Medical Mot: 'You've failed on carbon emissions.'

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

The Origin of Acid Rain

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'

Winter 2022