Environmental Irony Lovers T-Shirts

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

The Ultimate Green Office!

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Emergency life raft.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'I don't like roughing it...'

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Food guide.

"If it's worth anything, I just choked to death in a vegan joint."

Nature and Man

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

EU GreenWashing

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Whaling

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"I don't care what they say, plastic's been good to me."

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

The bear inspects and eats the garbage.

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

"It's my latest invention! -- We can use it to melt those pesky glaciers!"

'So, Allan, your super-secret hunting site, it wouldn't be down by the nuclear waste dump, would it?'

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'

Donald Trump

Winter 2022