Environmental Irony Seeker T-Shirts

Nature and Man

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

Save the Whale.

'I don't like roughing it...'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

Food guide.

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

EU GreenWashing

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

Environmentally friendly woman putting slug killer down

'Is plastic okay? -- Even though it comes from oil?'

Ecological Mortar

'It's a 24 hour telethon to raise awareness for conserving electricity.'

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"I don't care what they say, plastic's been good to me."

On second thoughts, make that instant coffee.

Fluffy's kitty litter and the crematorium.

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

'Actually the only drawback to the place is the proximity to the prison.'

'I consider myself an environmentalist since I plan to convert woodlands into gold putting greens.'