Nature Irony Enthusiast T-Shirts

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Tsunami Evac Route

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"Look kids - the countryside."

"Maybe you should have put the rescue note in the bottle rather than just floating it out to sea."

scavenging snakes.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'I don't like roughing it...'

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Food guide.

"Heat expands things and I'm fat, the real culprit is obvious...I'm a victim of global warming!"

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

Swine flu.

EU GreenWashing

"We've come a long way since the me-and-now society."

Rescued by the Grim Reaper.

Al Gore - Go Greener (sell out current TV to oil rich Al Jazeera for $100 million).

"I brought my own nature sounds."

"Oh, God – is that what I look like?"

'Looks like Ferguson sold a gas-guzzler!'

'My Twitter followers didn't follow me into hell.'

"I think there's something wrong with the canary, Hilda."

Damn it! I have to pee again!

Lemming behaviour explained

Donald Trump

"It's an entire Web site of things you can buy to consume less."