Ironic Environmentalist Mugs

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Recycling bottle bank.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Trump to Build Wall

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

New uses for excess coal

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Tree funeral.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Cactus Huggers

Food Chain Gang

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

"I don't care about the pollution... you can't deliver babies dressed like that."

Global Warming.

'That's the Government for you every time.'

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'