Ironic Ecologist Mugs

Capitalist tree hugger

'It's an extinction notice.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

This is where Brent council sends you

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

Cactus Huggers

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Global Warming.

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

There goes another one through the hole in the ozone layer.

"This material is 80% recycled."

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

'And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe.'

Hire car is overtaken and dominated by 4x4 'Higher car'.