Ironic Naturalist Mugs

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Sperm Whale.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Still no sign of life.'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

The Sensitive Dude.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Glimpses One Dollar

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'Collar-optional resorts.'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

Ice Age.

Cycle of Death and Life.

'No Andrew. I clearly said BEAR hunting.'

Food guide.

Genetically modified chicken.

A cocoon about to set fire to the butt of another cocoon.

Capitalist tree hugger

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

"Something with a 'moose call' ringtone."

"I brought my own nature sounds."

Nudist At Home

'I think he's an undercover cop.'

Damn it! I have to pee again!

"I must say nothing looks good on her!"