Ironic Nature Lover Mugs

"I brought my own nature sounds."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Psychobabbling brook.

Roads with a view.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Pass that."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Give Chlorophyll.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Who died?"

Walrus Grooming.