Ironic Nature Lover Gifts

"I brought my own nature sounds."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Psychobabbling brook.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Roads with a view.

"Pass that."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Pastrami in the wild

Split the last one?

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Give Chlorophyll.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

"What do you mean MOO?"

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

Walrus Grooming.