Nature Irony Admirer Gifts

Donald Trump

"Cat box"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Tsunami Evac Route

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"I'll keep this short as I know many of you are eager to hit that dumpster out back."

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

"What do you mean MOO?"

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Who died?"

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Look kids - the countryside."

"Think about it, we work every day, we don't get paid, we don't get time off: How is it not slavery?"

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

scavenging snakes.

"It's a lovely present, but when I said I liked Mona Lisa I was thinking of the record by Nat King Cole."

Glen had been depressed ever since deciding to live every day as if it were his last.

Snake; 'Don't have a hissy fit!'

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

"You'll like global warming because the seas will rise and this beach will be under water."

"I'd like to see you talk your way out of this."

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

"Wait, I identify as a snake!"