Animal Irony Admirer Gifts

"I think there's something wrong with the canary, Hilda."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Canine Comedians

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Carpet Cows

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Thanks, Batman!"

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

Joe's Vet and Taxidermy

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

How milkshakes are made

"I'm sorry you feel that we've been milking you."

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

'What is he doing? Herbert wanted an unmarked grave.'

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'When did dogs get the vacuum?'

'And how would you like your grass this evening?'

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'