Animal Irony Admirer Prints

"I think there's something wrong with the canary, Hilda."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Canine Comedians

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Carpet Cows

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Thanks, Batman!"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

Joe's Vet and Taxidermy

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

How milkshakes are made

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"I'm sorry you feel that we've been milking you."

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'And how would you like your grass this evening?'

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'When did dogs get the vacuum?'

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

Oh no! My trouser rash has flared up again!