Animal Humor Admirer Gifts

'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

"Thanks, Batman!"

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"To be honest, he never really knew what being a 'mouse' was all about."

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

'Here he comes! Lose the Mai Tai's!!'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

How milkshakes are made

A man makes a lewd gesture towards a cow.

"I'm sorry you feel that we've been milking you."

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'When did dogs get the vacuum?'

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

Bum Steer

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Oh Hi!'

Cow Blue Arrows

The americanisation of vulture.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Cat and mouse

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Author does not do tricks."