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Various Birds of Pray.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

Why the chicken really crossed the road.

Parrot School Report - "Poor attendance record, always sick....well done son."

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

"The system sucks."

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

EEEEEEW!

Henpecked Insect - 'Feeling peckish?'

'You will spend many years in a luxurious mansion, sprawled in front of a warm fireplace.'

'OK, here's what I don't get. It says 'genuine leather'. ... So is this thing made from horses or us?'

'I say thank goodness for public education: With so many kids, there's no way we could afford private school fees...'

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

No Ewe Turns.

It's got good bones...

'Why the chicken crossed the road.'

Planet of the Mice

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"This one's self-basting."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

Cow. Just Cow. . . Crickets.

"I feel like he's all about the fetch."

"Of course it'll be made of cheese. Why else would they bring us to the moon?"

'No, you can't use your camouflage skills to become a bank robber!'

'Blimey - and I thought we could knock it back!'

'We are in sooo much trouble!'

'Dogs are nothing but Kissups.'

'She takes after her mother!'

Old Sam and the Collie was still fond of a chase!

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'