Animal Humor Aficionado Pillows

Various Birds of Pray.

Cat symphony conductor

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You didn't do well in the limbo competition then?'

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.

Playing with your food.

Why the chicken really crossed the road.

Parrot School Report - "Poor attendance record, always sick....well done son."

'Come in, you're not the first to arrive.'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

"The system sucks."

Pig Latin.

"Typical. . . Bills bills and more bills."

'You will spend many years in a luxurious mansion, sprawled in front of a warm fireplace.'

'I say thank goodness for public education: With so many kids, there's no way we could afford private school fees...'

'OK, here's what I don't get. It says 'genuine leather'. ... So is this thing made from horses or us?'

Henpecked Insect - 'Feeling peckish?'

EEEEEEW!

Planet of the Mice

No Ewe Turns.

It's got good bones...

I caught him curled up on a friends head; do you know what they were playing? Daniel Boone!'

'Why the chicken crossed the road.'

Sorry. Forgot about the cone. (This cartoon was originally published on 2011-05-11)

Want to freak her out? Cock your head and look down into the dark basement.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

No offense, but you might want to try them, too. White strips.

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

Select a song: Another Dog Barking. Lots of Other Dogs Barking. Howling. Siren. Doorbell. Dog Karaoke.

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!

Old Sam and the Collie was still fond of a chase!

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"