Animal Humor Buff Pillows

"Granted it's not much of a superpower. But the flies seem to like it."

Back down.

"Well, I'm sorry if you misheard me, dad, but he's not a monk -- he's a monkey. an he's anything but celibate."

"To the right, stupid. . . to the right!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Do me next."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Hats and Food

"Scuba cow"

"Author does not do tricks."

Snowmobull

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'