Animal Humor Fans Pillows

'I fold!'

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'I think you're confusing self-loathing with lactose intolerance.'

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

'For the last time, Duane, I'm just not in the mood, alright?'

'We object to the term 'snail mail'.'

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

"I don't like roughing it..."

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

'This looks like trouble.'

'Watch out, Dave. He's got a knife!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I don't know anything about the Stockholm syndrome. I just think he's cute."

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

'The day has come.'

"The homework here is delicious!"

"Excuse me, did I just hear somebody say 'This is the night of the deer savior's birth'?"

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Hey fellas! We have a clinger!

She's gone, my doggy's gone, I don't know where she is...I only know my life's a mess, because of that dumb cat...

Cat buying insurance: 'What the hell do you mean that'll be 9 premiums a year?'

'It's a great system, but on windy days, I'm often blown off course...'

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'You two take advantage of him.'

'Wow! I didn't know we had a militant wing!'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"I have to say - we don't get may pigs in here!"

"Pssst. . . Major sideboob at 12 o'clock."

Can-Can Dancer

"Yeah, I've won lots of races, but I'm still poor: I've always been too self-conscious to bet on myself..."