Animal Humor Lover Pillows

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

Steven the dog.

"Not only is the grass greener but we get free Wi-Fi too!"

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

'Sorry, we don't take credit cards. Hey, look at me - I'm stopping a charging Grizzly! Ha ha ha ha!'

Snake bite.

'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"It's an illegal sublet."

"This is a lot of gazelle you're claiming as a business expense."

'The chief put me back into a black and white.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

'It's true - the legs go first!'

'You think you've got it tough? Try getting a date when you're divorced with 375 kids!'

'Knock again, he might be out in back.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Pig returns from hospital.

Lion at a restaurant

Mice stealing a busking cats money.

Porcupine Acupuncture

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You take the blame. I don't have puppy eyes anymore."

"Come on, hop on. Do you want to find the bone or not?!"

"Is my breath fishy?"

"I heard a 'no'. Who the hell voted no?"

Octoporn

"No it's not a tear stain it's a tattoo I got in prison."

"I lost my mojo in the deep end."

Catsplaining: Actually, Jerry, cats need to eat seven times a day to stay healthy

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."