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'Yes, the lights are on, but there's nobody home...'

"Thanks, Batman!"

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

"To be honest, he never really knew what being a 'mouse' was all about."

Fifi the Talking Poodle - Translations by Blinky.

'Here he comes! Lose the Mai Tai's!!'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

How milkshakes are made

A man makes a lewd gesture towards a cow.

"I'm sorry you feel that we've been milking you."

'What is he doing? Herbert wanted an unmarked grave.'

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'When did dogs get the vacuum?'

A Pig Pen At The Cattle Show

Bum Steer

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Author does not do tricks."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Oh Hi!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows