Animal Joke Admirer Pillows

"Are those noodles?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Cat and mouse

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

You complete me!

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Ostrich Curoisities

Mouse with a cat cake.

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Rogue elephant

Canine Comedians

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."