Animal Joke Admirer Gifts

"Are those noodles?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

You complete me!

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Canine Comedians

Ostrich Curoisities

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Rogue elephant

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."