Funny Animal Admirer Gifts

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Cow Blue Arrows

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

"He's gone goth"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Cat and mouse

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park