Animal Humor Lover Mugs

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

Steven the dog.

"Not only is the grass greener but we get free Wi-Fi too!"

"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."

'Sorry, we don't take credit cards. Hey, look at me - I'm stopping a charging Grizzly! Ha ha ha ha!'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Snake bite.

'I just want you to know that you're a disgrace to every sloth in this jungle and to slothdom in general!'

"You know what fellas, I don't want my ball back!"

"This is a lot of gazelle you're claiming as a business expense."

Pig returns from hospital.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'You think you've got it tough? Try getting a date when you're divorced with 375 kids!'

'It's true - the legs go first!'

Mice stealing a busking cats money.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'The chief put me back into a black and white.'

Lion at a restaurant

Porcupine Acupuncture

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

'Knock again, he might be out in back.'

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

"It's an illegal sublet."

"I don't really care that you can identify the Indian tribe by the markings on the arrow: Get it out!"

"You take the blame. I don't have puppy eyes anymore."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"You call that a mosey? That's a waddle."

Cow looks about to make sure nobody is watching, then bleats like a sheep.

Snake.

'Heyyyyy! Don't turn your nose up at us buddy! You may have superior bloodlines but you still poop in this field just like we do!'

Cockfighting Hype, "You are going down boy! You will rue the day you met me!"

We used up all our jury challenges on cats.

And you can be our club treasurer.

"I lost my mojo in the deep end."