Animal Humor Enthusiasts Mugs

The Buttox.

'Hey Jenkins, what the heck?'

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

"One more crack like that and you'll end up with a white eye."

The power is off, I've checked: We can chew as much as we want...

Cat at desk, using mouse tail as a spike for filing papers

'Bad dog!'

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

The Bleat Boys

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

"I know it sounds like a sell out, but I made millions selling cat books and calendars."

The Black Sheep

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Poor George,something he disagreed with ate him.'

'Isn't it ironic: I've just been fined for Jay-Walking...'

How to Meet Sluts.

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

'I'll have the beagle and cream cheese'

'No it's not! I stole it from him two weeks ago.'

'If that's a woman wanting to know what you're wearing, it's for me, despite the fact that your're naked.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Polly Clinic.

Shovel your driveway?

Hey, you two, stop playing games with your sibling!

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"No, no... your driver license."

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'