Fans Of Animal Humor Mugs

Bullroom Dancing.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'