Animal Irony Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, God – is that what I look like?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Rogue elephant

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

Various Birds of Pray.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Swine flu

Shop for cats

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

Warbling on the First Date

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Of course I look silly. My psychiatrist told me to come out of my shell!