Ironic Animal Enthusiast Gifts

"He wasn't really a bird lover, he just hated the thought of them perching on his head."

The Rooster Comedian.

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Rogue elephant

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Various Birds of Pray.

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Swine flu

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"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'