Humorous Animal Enthusiast Gifts

Balding dog

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The Rooster Comedian.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat and mouse

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'