Animal Lover With Humor Gifts

'Do you have something I can drop kick when I've had a bad day at the office?'

'A nice Merlot would go good with this.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Scary movie?'

"He ran out of pee."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Hog Futures

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I've been doing sit-ups!

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Fowl!'

'It's her signature dish.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

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