Animal Lover In A Funny Way Gifts

'I have a banker I would like stuffing.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Scary movie?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pampered Pets.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Hog Futures

I've been doing sit-ups!

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Working from Home

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

'Fowl!'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

'Sometimes I feel like people send me Valentine's Day cards just to TICK ME OFF!!'

Cattery and kennels

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"