Animal Lover In A Funny Way Mugs

'I have a banker I would like stuffing.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Scary movie?'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Hog Futures

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

Working from Home

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'Fowl!'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

"Don't complain. Remember, last week they had us on martinis."

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'Come on children, last one out's a rotten egg.'

Cattery and kennels