Animal Lover With A Humor Twist Mugs

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"He ran out of pee."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Animal worries.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Rattache

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Chippunks

Animal rescue center