Animal Lovers With A Comedic Twist Mugs

Inflatable Love Leg

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I'm working from home today."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Dog in love

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Free Range Golfers

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Animal rescue center

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Chippunks

Animal worries.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Rattache

"Definitely work-related."