Animal Lovers With A Dark Sense Of Humor Mugs

Stop doing that!

"You have your father's eyes."

Unleaded petrol

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog Dressed to Eat

Pin the blame on the donkey.

"This resumé has the kind of sizzle we're looking for."

"And I suppose you expect me to pick that up?"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Free Range Golfers

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"He ran out of pee."

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Your disgusting behaviour has been almost human in nature!'

Marxist Elephant

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

What to do if a rhino owes you money....

'They're offering $5 billion for our engineering division? How much would that be in herring?'

Free Range Chicken.

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

With a sickening jolt, Mel realized the awful truth: he was being defended by a pair of court-appointed light-weights, against the sharpest prosecutors in the county.

'When I asked for funding of my rooster egg laying research, I was told the chick is in the male.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

"Bark like nobody's listening."

"Well, ungrateful human patients SUE their doctors. Mine just kick and bite!"