Animal Lovers With A Comedic Twist Gifts

Inflatable Love Leg

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I'm working from home today."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Dog in love

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"Actually I never loved you."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Free Range Golfers

Pampered Pets.

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Chippunks

Animal worries.

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal rescue center

Rattache

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.